10 Signs you are dating a ghost

Picture this: you think you have found the perfect boyfriend. He is kind, handsome and always knows just what to say to make you feel loved. But what if I told you that your boyfriend might not actually be human at all but a ghost in the living's clothing ? It might sound crazy but here are some mind-blowing and mind-twisting reasons why your boyfriend could be a spooky specter.

1) He never eats food- Sure, he might go out to dinner with you but have you ever seen him actually eat anything? Ghosts don't need sustenance like humans do, so if your boyfriend is consistently pushing food around his plate, it could be a sign that he is not quite what he seems.

2) He disappears without explanation-You will be having a great time together and then all of a sudden, he is gone. No text, no call, no explanation.... Ghosts are known for their mysterious disappearances, so if your boyfriend keeps pulling a vanishing act it might be time to investigate...He might be ghosting you

3) He always wears a hoodie-Have you ever noticed that your boyfriend is always wearing a hoodie no matter the weather? It could be because he is trying to hide something - like the fact that he doesn't have a physical body. A hoodie is the perfect way to cover up a translucent form...Don't be fooled by the excuse "babes I Just love the hoodie"

4) He never introduces you to his family-You have been dating for months, but you have never met his family. Sure, he could just be private but it's also possible that he doesn't have any living relatives to introduce you to. After all, ghosts don't have families in the traditional sense.

5) He is always cold to the touch- You have cuddled up with him on the couch but no matter how many blankets you pile on, he always feels ice-cold to the touch. Ghosts are famously chilly, so if your boyfriend's body temperature is consistently lower than yours it might be time to call in the Ghostbusters.

6) He seems to know things he shouldn't -Your boyfriend always seems to know the right thing to say or do even when it is information he couldn't possibly know. Could it be because he is not bound by time and space like humans are? Maybe he is getting insider information of everything from the ghostly realm.

7) He's always up for watching ghost movies-Well While you might think it is just a shared interest, let me shock you, it could be because your boyfriend is actually studying up on his own kind. Ghosts love a good horror movie especially when they are the stars of the show.

8) He's never in any photos- You have taken countless selfies together but when you look back at them, you realize that your boyfriend is never in the frame. It is not because he is camera-shy - it is because he doesn't have a physical form to be captured on camera.

9) He never gets sick- While you might be sniffling and sneezing, your boyfriend always seems to be in perfect health. That is because ghosts don't get sick like humans do. It is a perk of not having a physical body.

10) He's always talking about the afterlife-While you might be focused on your present life together, your boyfriend always seems to be thinking about what comes next. It could be because he's already lived through it and is trying to give you some insider tips.

So there you have it, some factual signs that your boyfriend might not be a human after all. But don't worry, dating a ghost can be a hauntingly good time. Just make sure to stock up on plenty of ectoplasmic snacks and ghost-proof your home before inviting him over for Netflix and chill.